“ I don’t think you understand that you can literally rip my heart out and stomp on it and I’ll apologize for getting your shoes dirty. ”
To save its lone customers from the awkward perils of solo dining, The Moomin House Cafe kindly seats diners with stuffed animal companions called Moomins, a family of white hippo-like characters created by Finnish illustrator and writer Tove Jansson.
That’s so weird lmao
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero