The last thing I want to do is rely on someone else for my happiness
PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
Gravity shift! [video]
THIS IS SO COOL
City Council is re-calibrating the gravity of the city today. Citizens are warned to anticipate sudden gravity shifts and stay near objects which can be grabbed onto in the event of a shift. And now, the weather.